The problem with skaters these days is that they have no sort of respect for any sort of authority. Much like most punks these days, they think anarchy is pretty much the only way this country should be run. Problem with that is...nobody takes these fagots seriously.
In all honesty, I don't think anyone in the history of the world has ever taken this scene seriously. And it's videos like these that prove nobody will ever take them seriously.
There's tons of videos online of unruly teenagers with their stupid fucking group of friends sliding around on their gay ass skateboards causing trouble. When asked to leave the private property that they're destroying, they get defensive and hop up on their holier-than-thou pedestal and begin stirring up more shit than necessary. I have yet to see a video where a security guard asks a group of wannabe hardasses to leave private property and they coherently and respectfully do so.
I think in the end what we're going to have to do is dig a huge hole to the center of the earth and just throw these fucking skater bitches in it. A pit big enough to hold the entire youth population that thinks a skateboard gives them infinite wisdom and the attitude that would make Paris Hilton say, "That's hot."
This post would've probably been much wittier ... Except the fact that it's twelve in the morning and hate is boiling in my fingertips for the skater population. I don't care. I just wish they'd all die.
537 skaters need to be bludgeoned to death with shards of glass. Back to the homepage.
