This is how I'd do it. Posted on February 14th, 2008. Recently, when talking with a couple friends, they came up with an amazing idea on how to kill yourself. And this, in detail, is what I heard and decided to steal the idea: Step 1: Get a really thin wire and hang it from the ceiling in a noose-like fashion. Step 2: Prepare a block of ice that has been mixed with red dye. Step 3: Place the block of ice underneath the noose. Step 4: Step up on the red ice block and place the thin wire around your neck. Step 5: SUPER-GLUE your hands to your face. Step 6: Wait for the ice to melt and the thin wire to separate your head from your body. Now, you're probably wondering what all of this accomplishes, but think about it for a second... If you were a crime scene investigator and you walked in on someone whose head was separated from their body and they were laying on the ground holding their own head, what would you think? My first reaction would be: "Holy shit! This guy got so fucking angry that he ripped his own head off!" You can thank me for the idea later. 544 people will probably try this out, and then realize they're really dead. Back to the homepage.